What's your favorite Gotti Rant?

[GaspipeCasso]

The OC Shortz page on youtube (which I actually find pretty solid) posted a story today about the time John Gotti couldn't get ahold of Anthony “Big Tony” Moscatiello for a few days and blew his lid when he got ahold of him and broke some type of F word records. My favorite part is when he says if you respond to anyone else's calls before 5 days I'll kill you. Whether you like John or not, you gotta love his dialogue


As per the transcript of the call (from Gang Land News):

“Hi buddy,” Moscatiello cheerfully.

“Buddy my fucking balls! What, I got to reach out for you three days in a-fucking advance?”

“Pal, my wife just called me."

“You know, let me tell you something. I, I got, I need an example. Don’t you be the fucking example. Do you understand me?”

“Listen John …”

“You listen. I called your fucking house five times yesterday. Now if you’re going to disregard my motherfucking phone calls, I’ll blow you and that fucking house up.”

“I never disregard anything you …”

“This is not a fucking game … my time is valuable … if I ever hear anybody else calls you and you respond within five days, I’ll fucking kill you ...”

[Ivan]

Bitching at his son about his friends' stupid nicknames:

"Where do these creatures emerge from? Sigmund the Sea Monster? Louie the One-handed Leprechaun? Sal Jumps over the Fence?"

Only "Sigmund the Sea Monster" was a real person's nickname; Gotti made up the other two.

[GaspipeCasso]

That was hilarious. All the prison convos I've seen were very charming

[B.]

When his grandson visits him in prison and says he wants to be a basketball player:

“You ain't gonna be a basketball player. Let me tell you something about baseball and basketball players. First of all, you got to be a good liar, a good lowlife, and an imbecile… You gotta take steroids. You must take steroids! And anybody that takes steroids is a garbage pail.”

Did it ever come out that John Gotti Jr. was on steroids?

[Ivan]

When his grandson visits him in prison and says he wants to be a basketball player:

“You ain't gonna be a basketball player. Let me tell you something about baseball and basketball players. First of all, you got to be a good liar, a good lowlife, and an imbecile… You gotta take steroids. You must take steroids! And anybody that takes steroids is a garbage pail.”

This is good but doesn't quite measure up to Scarfo's "sports are for jerkoffs," which is very pithy and to-the-point.

Did it ever come out that John Gotti Jr. was on steroids?

bro you can get the answer to that question just by looking at him

[B.]

Haha, was trying to remember if DiLeonardo or someone specifically said it. Especially with Gotti Sr.'s statement in mind.

Agreed... Gotti is pure entertainment, while Scarfo cuts to the bone with his little "aphorisms".

[JohnnyS]

DiLeonardo said he once went to a meeting with Jr and he was flexing his muscles in front of everybody

[Wiseguy]

Gene Gotti: "Yeah what happened now?"

Angelo Ruggiero: "That fucking hard-on, you know that hard-on, the guy that your mother shit out."

Gene Gotti: "Go ahead."

[OcSleeper]

Did it ever come out that John Gotti Jr. was on steroids?

I dont know if it ever did but I can confidently say he was juicing as is his own son now who's in MMA.

[GaspipeCasso]

I will have to look into more Scarfo quotes. The Little Man def was all business

[Ivan]

I will have to look into more Scarfo quotes. The Little Man def was all business

they're all here

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[GaspipeCasso]

they're all here

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Thanks Ivan!

[Pete]

Bitching at his son about his friends' stupid nicknames:

"Where do these creatures emerge from? Sigmund the Sea Monster? Louie the One-handed Leprechaun? Sal Jumps over the Fence?"

Only "Sigmund the Sea Monster" was a real person's nickname; Gotti made up the other two.

As soon as I saw this thread I thought of this one lol. I haven’t been gone 30 years I been gone 8 years!!! Where do these creatures emerge from?!?!?

[Ivan]

Bitching at his son about his friends' stupid nicknames:

"Where do these creatures emerge from? Sigmund the Sea Monster? Louie the One-handed Leprechaun? Sal Jumps over the Fence?"

Only "Sigmund the Sea Monster" was a real person's nickname; Gotti made up the other two.

As soon as I saw this thread I thought of this one lol. I haven’t been gone 30 years I been gone 8 years!!! Where do these creatures emerge from?!?!?

Yeah it's a classic. I fucking lost it the first time I heard Gotti say "Sal Jumps Over the Fence".

[GaspipeCasso]

His rants about his wife, Butch, are pretty epic too