Gangster Report - Coronavirus Caps Mafia Capos

[Angelo Santino]

Coronavirus caps Mafia Capos

As ailing Big Apple Mayor Bill (Senator Provolone) De Blasio grapples with the headaches of managing New York during an epidemic, New York's Five La Cosa Nostra Godfathers are experiencing the same issue in managing New York's underworld.

"No one wants to meet anymore," said one Big Apple Buttonman, "I go and make collections and everyone's got this corona thing. Everything is closed."

Out of all the five Families, the Genovese brugad has been the most preemptive, with Rolls Royce Godfather Liborio (Barney) Bellomo instituting his own social distancing rule. "The word came down, all the money going up was to be disinfected before being handed over. So I'm driving around 5, 6, 7 (expletive) hours at different stores looking for Lysol just so I can kick up."

With the mob even instituting their own mob social distancing rules, certain high ranking members have taken their communications online. Several weeks ago Bonanno Bigwig Michael (The Nose) Mancuso instructed several high ranking skippers or captains to communicate through Whatsapp. Mancuso wasn't the first, over in New Jersey the acting boss known only as "Milk" instructed the DeCavalcante Goodfellas to install Tinder on burn phones. This was discontinued after being chastised by Gambino Godfather Lorenzo Mannino on Facebook Messenger who left a voice message to Milk: "A Don doesn't use Tinder."




(Scott, I'm poking fun with you, not at you. Hope you're safe.)

[gohnjotti]

Loved the street sources

[Eline2015]

>Rolls Royce Godfather
Jesus

[Pogo The Clown]

Shit I believed it until I saw the last sentence.


Pogo

[mike68]

Good one

[slimshady_007]

“A don doesn’t use tinder”