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Your out to dinner with your pick of any wise guy of your choice and he will answer any 3 questions - who is your wiseguy and what are the 3 questions you ask ?
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I'd take Jimmy Hoffa and i'd ask him:
-How are you?
-Who killed you?
-And where are you?
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I'd love to have dinner with Ronnie G, ask him to borrow 500 grand, and move away somewhere warm
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Manhattan_ wrote: Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:10 pm Your out to dinner with your pick of any wise guy of your choice and he will answer any 3 questions - who is your wiseguy and what are the 3 questions you ask ?
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Joe Todaro Jr.

What's your best 🍕?

How many 🍕do you make in a day?

Is it more annoying or hilarious that people think you do much else besides make 🍕?
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Wiseguy wrote: Tue Aug 10, 2021 2:42 pm Joe Todaro Jr.

What's your best 🍕?

How many 🍕do you make in a day?

Is it more annoying or hilarious that people think you do much else besides make 🍕?
Solly D:

What is your best carpet cleaning package?

How much can I expect to pay to have my carpets cleaned?

When will your guys be over to clean my carpets?
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Actually, forget the glorified 🍕 tosser.

I'd choose Johnny Sideburns. Have him tell me about the three mob guys he dislikes the most. Would be a riot.
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Pennisi is a gem for exposing sideburns like that.
I didn't torture the kid, didn't do nuttin like that. Shot him a couple times and he died.
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gaspipe wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:14 pm Pennisi is a gem for exposing sideburns like that.
Not really. Shit he said about Amuso's dead wife. Amuso alive, could get sideburns clipped.
WAY out of line on Pennisi's part.
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Wiseguy wrote: Tue Aug 10, 2021 2:42 pm Joe Todaro Jr.

What's your best 🍕?

How many 🍕do you make in a day?

Is it more annoying or hilarious that people think you do much else besides make 🍕?
You should actually do this, he's really funny and friendly in person.
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PolackTony wrote: Tue Aug 10, 2021 2:55 pm Solly D:

What is your best carpet cleaning package?

How much can I expect to pay to have my carpets cleaned?

When will your guys be over to clean my carpets?
if his Facebook is any indication he's pretty much incapable of talking about anything else, the guy has carpet cleaning autism
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I would take Mad Sam DeStefano and i'd ask him...

1. Did you ever dream of placing all of the Outfits bosses through a meat grinder?

2. Did Satan ever say thanks after you kill your victims in his honor/name?

3. How did you come up with the recipe of a coffee mixed with urine, and what did the feds say about the taste?

:mrgreen:
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Villain wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:45 am I would take Mad Sam DeStefano and i'd ask him...

1. Did you ever dream of placing all of the Outfits bosses through a meat grinder?

2. Did Satan ever say thanks, after you kill your victims in his honor/name?

3. How did you come up with the recipe of a coffee mixed with urine, and what did the feds say about the taste?

:mrgreen:
AND....
Did you have any qualms about killing your brother?
What went through your head when you realized your buddy Spilotro and your BROTHER were killing you?
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desertdog wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:53 am
Villain wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:45 am I would take Mad Sam DeStefano and i'd ask him...

1. Did you ever dream of placing all of the Outfits bosses through a meat grinder?

2. Did Satan ever say thanks, after you kill your victims in his honor/name?

3. How did you come up with the recipe of a coffee mixed with urine, and what did the feds say about the taste?

:mrgreen:
AND....
Did you have any qualms about killing your brother?
What went through your head when you realized your buddy Spilotro and your BROTHER were killing you?
It is possible that his answer mightve been "Karma is a bitch!" Lol
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desertdog wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:53 am
Villain wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:45 am I would take Mad Sam DeStefano and i'd ask him...

1. Did you ever dream of placing all of the Outfits bosses through a meat grinder?

2. Did Satan ever say thanks, after you kill your victims in his honor/name?

3. How did you come up with the recipe of a coffee mixed with urine, and what did the feds say about the taste?

:mrgreen:
AND....
Did you have any qualms about killing your brother?
What went through your head when you realized your buddy Spilotro and your BROTHER were killing you?


"Men of Honor"....lol...what a joke.
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